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08.06.2025 05:15
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
No way
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
So they tried
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.